Timing is Everything

I have to admit, I was pretty fond of my last post, "You Don't Know Jack". I mean, I found this amazingly powerful photograph (that someone else took), accompanied by a great article (that someone else wrote), and then linked them oh so succinctly to my own thoughts and -- damn, if I wasn't feeling like a writer! So, I let it sit there for a few days -- I liked that it was the first thing you saw when you came to my blog. Sort of like having a really poignant welcome-mat (is there such a thing?)at your front door.

Now what? "Well, ladies and gentlemen, I guess that about wraps up this blog. I'm such an amazing writer I've managed to sum up the whole of human existence in 6 or 7 posts. I'm off now to create the next great work of art -- shouldn't take me long!"

It seems this situation calls for The Farting Preacher. Nothing brings you back down to earth quite as well as a few expertly-timed farts.